Character Analysis: Jeff The Killer (Creepypasta)
We stopped looking for monsters under our bed when we realized that they were inside us ― Spycrab
Have you ever experienced random bursts of anger? The kind of sudden, unexplainable rage that makes your blood boil, your heart race, and every fibre of your being tighten in frustration. Maybe it was something small, a misstep, an offhand comment, or even just a fleeting thought and suddenly you're gritting your teeth, clenching your fists, barely holding yourself together as that wave of fury threatens to explode. These feelings, though unsettling, are something we’ve all experienced at some point in our lives. Moments of intense emotion that rise and fall like a storm inside us. But no one has ever felt those emotions as deeply, as uncontrollably, as destructively, as the one who has become a legend of horror. Some call him Woods. Others know him as Hodek, or perhaps Mason. However you choose to refer to him, there is one name that stands above them all: Jeff The Killer.
During sometime in the early 2000’s, Jeffrey Woods and his younger brother Liu along with their parents Margaret and Peter had moved into a new neighbourhood due to his father getting a promotion. Jeff wasn't too thrilled about this, nor was he about being invited to the neighbours sons birthday party, viewing it as little kid stuff. But later on things would get much worse for Jeff than just being invited to some toddlers celebration. While at the bus stop with Liu, they would meet Keith, Troy and their leader Randy. They were your stereotypical bullies you’d see in any story who harassed both Jeff and his brother, they started being less stereotypical later on as one of them pulled out a knife on both Jeff and Liu, demanding their money but as they did something… Awoke within Jeff. A strange feeling which caused anger and rage to fuel through his body like water in the a lake, as he instantly beat the crap out of all of them, breaking their bones, making them throw up, stabbing them etc, but what was odd was as him and Liu ran from the scene, Jeff felt little to no remorse for his actions. In Fact he actually liked it and was whimsical about it all day. This was all brought down when the police showed up to Jeff's house and demanded to know who the hell had beat up all the kids, but as Jeff tried to find a way out Liu took the blame, resulting in him being taken to juvie for a year. This emotionally wrecked Jeff as he proceeded to spend the next few days mourning filled with sadness and guilt. This was until Saturday as it was now the next door neighbours sons birthday, which Jeff still had to go to… For some reason even after his brother got arrested and he was clearly distraught about it? Either Jeff has shitty parents, or the writing in these pastas suck. Probably both actually.
As Jeff went to the party and had fun playing with toy guns (You do you Jeff) the bullies eventually pulled up after recovering from their injuries, as they had brought REAL guns with them to get payback on Jeff. America am I right? haha sitcom laugh. Anywho Jeff fought back against each one of the bullies, as that same vengeful feeling flew through his veins as he murdered each one in brutal fashion till it was just him against Troy who was out of bullets and forced to fight against Jeff in close quarters within a bathroom as Jeff suffered many injures, namely a bottle of vodka being smashed over his head, and bleach falling on him which burned his eyes. Speaking of burning Troy took this to his advantage as he used a lighter on Jeff's alcohol covered body and instantly lit him on fire, as the flames burned him the bleach slowly bleached his skin as he stumbled around before passing out and being extinguished with a fire extinguisher.
Jeff awoke days later within the hospital as he had seemingly recovered fine all things considered, and Liu was being released after finding out the attacker was Jeff. What could possibly go wrong? Well It turns out getting your body lit on fire and covered in bleach makes you not appealing in the eyes. Jeff's lips were burnt to a deep shade of red. His face was turned into a pure white colour, and his hair singed from brown to black. While it looked hideous to others, surprisingly to Jeff it looked ‘Perfect’ this was a sign that the feeling he had been having for days was now slowly taking over, and it certainly was cause later that night Jeff’s mother awoke to crying noises within their bathroom and as she walked in she discovered Jeff near the mirror, cackling as he had supposedly ‘Made himself beautiful’ Jeff had taken a knife and carved a smile into his face as if it were a pumpkin so he’d never stop smiling, and he had taken a lighter and burned off his eyelids so he’d never fall asleep. His mother in horror instantly went to her husband demanding to get their gun and kill Jeff as he had clearly gone off the deep end, plus more! Jeff didn't take too kindly to this as he brutally gutted both with his knife before locating his little brother's room, and quickly took his life with a wide, wide grin.
And with that Jeffs has been on the run ever since, brutally attacking anyone he could find and making them ‘Beautiful’ just like him. He’s faced off against armed men, brutes, demons and even Slenderman and still came out on top. All this from a kid whose origins were slipping and pouring sulfuric acid all over his face? (Also yes while that is his original background and we are including it, we’re not actually writing that down as his background cause it’s silly even by Jeffs standards)
So be warned the next time you hear soft, creeping footsteps in your hallway or catch a glimpse of movement just outside your window. It’s much more than just visions Because when you lock eyes with that cold, pale, mutilated face twisted into that unnatural, permanent smile. You’ll know it’s already too late. While his disgusting, hideous, disfigured face may be enough to cause insomnia. He’ll make sure you Go. To. Sleep.
Before We Start…
What Am I Using?
I’d imagine many of you clicking on this blog already know the fact that Jeff The Killer is in fact a public domain character. And due to this he’s been in a variety of different media like stories, fan fictions, audio dramas, web comics, fan made shows and movies, video games, and so much more. Which makes actually pinpointing Jeff down in a vs sense REALLY tricky, and I can't simply do what's the most ‘Consistent’ as in some stories, Jeffs a disgusting serial killer whose ugly as hell and kills people in a gory fashion, and other times he’s the queen of a entire society.
So with this knowledge in mind I tried to come up with a media list that I thought would do Jeff justice in vs. And with that in mind I think I came up with a pretty extensive but doable one. This list includes obvious stuff that’d be wrong to not include (GameFuelTV, Pastras Rewrite, etc) Jeffs most popular and well made stories, media that gave Jeff tons of stuff for vs, and generally just things I grew up with (Roblox, Little Big Planet, Ask Jeff and Jack, LKJTK, and many more) So with all this said, here's our media list;
Media List:
Stories/Audio Dramas:
Sessurs Jeffrey C. Hodek Stories And General Information.
GameFuelTV’s Jeff The Killer Story. (Most Iconic)
Slenderman Vs Jeff The Killer.
Mr Creepypasta Jeff The Killer Series.
Mr Betty Kruegers Jeffrey Keaton Series.
K. Banning Kellum 2015 Stories.
The Morgue Files By David Near.
Pastras Jeff The Killer Rewrite.
ProyectoCabra Jeff The Killer/Dreaming Moon Series.
Web Comics:
Pastamonsters.
Creepy Frozen Pasta.
Creepypasta Cafe.
Insomnia by Inkswell.
The Seer.
Fan Films:
The Emerald Wolf Productions.
Freddy Leprechaun.
ZombLeader Studios’s ZombVerse.
Lord of Flames’s Jeffrey Keaton Stuff.
DarkWingsUITV.
Certified G'z.
OuterHeaven Production.
Alexanderthetitan.
SilverBladeProductions.
Joshua Films.
Geamark TV.
Jackwise Clown.
YouTube Series:
BaptismOnFires Ask Jeff and Jack Series.
Geoff The Killer.
DJALIEN360’s Return Of Jeff The Killer.
Draw My Life TikTak.
Video Games:
Poison Games/Let's Kill Jeff The Killer.
Jeff The Killer: The Horror Game by SU Company Games.
Inkagames.
Creepypasta Land.
My Dear Brother Jeff.
I S O L A T I O N and O B S E S S I O N.
Oblitus Casa.
Creepypasta Fighters.
Reunion and Revenge.
M.U.G.E.N mods.
Roblox Games:
Pillar Chase 2.
Survive and Kill The Killers in Area 51.
Marvelous Playgrounds.
Doors.
Little Big Planet:
NIGHTMARE5436’s Jeff The Killer.
CrimsonFang9’s Beware Jeff The Killer and Return of Jeff The Killer.
The_Dead_Creator’s Jeff The Killer level.
STARLIGHT116’s Creepypasta Saga.
And as for stuff I'm not including, I'll give a few bullet points of ones that I think are pretty notable.
Jeff's Disorders & I Eat Pasta For Breakfast: Originally IEPFB was gonna be included… till I read the comic and found out stuff about the creator. Jeff's Disorders was also always not gonna be included, as I explicitly hate that story and pedophila in general is disgusting. (crazy take ik)
Wattpad FanFics: There's around a million of these, and they just do not sound fun to read. So if any of you are going to tell me Jeff has an outer feat in a fanfic where he and Eyeless Jack give each other backshots, I lowkey don't care.
Ask Jeff Anything: Basically those giant Tumbler posts where you can ask Jeff and other creepypastas stuff. Nothing against them, it’s just that there are thousands of those and that’d take me forever. The only one that will be included is BaptismOnFires Ask Jeff The Killer and Eyeless Jack series. As it’s in a whole different and unique format, with tons of vs viable stuff and lore.
The Neesha Nickleson Jeff The Killer Books: I love the burnt boy as much as the next guy, but if you actually think I’m going to buy 2 physical Jeff The Killer books with my own money you’re crazy.
How Am I Gonna Handle Cross Scaling?
Throughout this blog and Jeff's history, there's been many stories, fan films and video games where he meets other Creepypasta characters. This is very complicated as these guys ALSO have their own lists of media similar to Jeff, so I thought for a bit and decided that I would include these guys as well but under certain rules. I’ll do a big bullet point list and explain each one.
Slenderman: Easily Jeff's most iconic crossover. For Slendy i’ll pretty much be using his original mythos, the media he shares with Jeff, and his already vs documented stuff. Those being the Sadako Blog by Bang and the Siren Head Blog by DBE.
Eyeless Jack: I already did a blog on this a while back, so i’ll be doing a similar case to Slendy. I’ll pretty much be using Jack's original stories, the media he shares with Jeff, and the stuff I already talked about in my old Jeff vs Jack Blog.
Zalgo: This fellah is quite a strange case. There are many versions of Zalgo, like The Creepypasta version, or The Slenderverse version, with each version having varying stats. So for the sake of simplicity I'll be using the original poems for Zalgo and the Jeffrey Keaton Saga Zalgo. I’d rather this document not turn into ‘Zalgo Stats ft some Jeff The Killer stuff’
Pillar Chase 2: A very prominent crossover thing for Jeff. While I wont be scaling Jeff to the actual canon versions of these characters (Springtrap, Ink Demon etc, as they all are officially owned characters) scaling Jeff to the in lore feats in the game performed by them is fine in my book.
Other Creepypastas: Other Pastas such as Ticci Toby, The Rake and Smile Dog haven't really gotten the vs treatment like the others I mentioned. So I'll be giving them the most simple treatment I can, which is giving them their original stuff and the feats they perform in the crossovers with Jeff.
Horror Slashers: In many of these stories the main man fights characters such as Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, and so much more. These will not be taken into account for this blog at all, as these characters are officially owned and licensed franchises, with their creators and owners having no say in these silly fan fics.
Some Brief Heads Up!!!
Some stuff that I wanna mention before we fully get into this behemoth of a blog. For starters, lots of the visual representation for Jeff through this blog will be done through the use of fan art and such. While I will try to credit as many artists as I can, many of these drawings were randomly posted on sites without crediting the artist so finding the actual owner of these is kinda difficult. I also don't think too many of them would care that I’m using their old Jeff the Killer drawings from 2011 right now lmao.
And finally, this document will feature topics/stuff that might trigger discomfort like horrific gore, homicide, cannibalism, child abuse, self mutilation, suicide, flashing lights, and loud noises. If stuff like this makes you uncomfortable I suggest not reading this document, or proceeding with caution. With all this said we’re ready. First we Jeff, then we The Killer… LETS JEFF THE KILLER!!!!
Background
Full Name: Jeffrey C Hodek/Jeffrey Woods.
Age: Varies. Typically Late Teens Or Early 20’s
Height: 5’10.
Weight: 141 Lbs.
Aliases: Jeff The Killer, Jay, Jeffy, Ominous Unknown Killer, The Spokane Slasher, The Angel of Sleep, Smiling King, Torn Flesh, NightmareSLUMBER, Joker Reject, Hot Topic, Godless Fucking Freak, Evil Edd.
Occupation: Sociopathic Killer, Occasional Proxy, Leader Of The Little Smiles, Vessel For Zalgo.
Sexuality: Asexual.
Likes: Killing People, Pain, Knives, His Face, Going Golfing, Alice Cooper, Hatsune Miku.
Dislikes: Fires, Kittens, Slenderman, Eyeless Jack, American Idol, Vaping, British People, Lolicons.
Skill & Experience
Fighting Skill
To be a killer, you must also have to have a level of competence when it comes to getting into scuffles. And Jeff has those skills in spades as this scrawny guy is surprisingly an amazing fighter and far deadlier than at a first glance.
While his training is never shown or explained, it’s stated Jeff conducts combat training and knows numerous different fighting techniques like out manoeuvring bigger opponents, using choke holds, and submission moves. This is backed up pretty well as Jeff was taught boxing from a young age, and it’s stated he knows a good amount of Krav Maga. Jeffs not just all fists though, he’s skilled with sharp objects like knives, throwing them in a ‘Bowie Knife Style’ right into a grown man's shoulder. He’s successfully sword fought people with nothing but a machete, can land a crack shot with just about any gun he gets his hands on likely due to his training with firearms, and in general Jeffs a great fighter with a multitude of tricks up his sleeves.
With all these skills it’s no surprise Jeff's track record in fights is pretty good. He’s sparred with Liu whose stated to know Karate, quickly overpowered groups of police officers before they could react to his attacks, massacred hordes of army men all by himself, managed to easily kill 10 police officers, 20 SWAT members and 30 hitmen, beat the living pulp out of Ticci Toby with his bare hands whose stated to be the best out of Slenderman's Proxies, and he even got into a scuffle with Slenderman himself and held up pretty well despite being overpowered eventually.
Stealth Mastery
A killer's best ally are the shadows, and Jeff is pretty great buddies with the shadows from the looks of it, as his stealth skills are through the damn roof. Jeff’s described as having phenomenal stealth and he very much has that, as he’s snuck around police officers for long periods of time, stalked people for days without them even noticing, followed a group of officers to Liu's apartment and sat in his closet for hours, spent 2 years undiscovered and unidentified, even after the recurring murders that he himself committed, and his stealth is stated to be so good victims often misinterpret it as him teleporting.
Acrobatics
Jeffs a pretty lanky and sleekly built guy, so it makes sense he’s pretty acrobatic. Jeff’s capable of lunging long distances to grab victims, jumping across rooftops around a neighbourhood, can keep up with the average car while on bare foot for a prolonged period of time, and he’s generally just good at weaving around projectiles and killing people before they can react.
Improvising & Creativity
Being a rampaging serial killer is pretty difficult, and you can’t always have a plan for everything. Luckily for Jeff, he’s very creative and has used this skill to get out of tough calls and tricky situations numerous times.
When Jeff was cornered in a bathroom with nothing to defend himself with, he violently ripped a towel rack off the wall to use as a battering tool. When Jeff was trying to escape from The Rake but it kept clawing at his leg, he grabbed some dirt and threw it into the creature's eye to make it go away. When he was cornered outside a large facility by trained men with guns, he picked up some sticks for stabbing and rocks for blunt force. It’s even stated that Jeff’s skilled with pretty much every weapon he can get his hands on, from nothing but his bare hands to a goddamn Uzi.
Intimidation & Manipulation
The best way to get your victim ready for a kill is to scare them, and Jeff can certainly do that. His stare alone can creep Dr Wilson out, who mind you is a psychiatrist with decades of experience talking with people who he states have "broken souls" and he was never unsettled by them. And Jeff’s stare ALONE was able to scare the guy.
Jeff’s face and mentally insane personality is also horrific enough to where people who encounter him suffer from trauma and paranoia so strong it makes them socially inept to the point it causes hallucinations. He also left Liu with 2 years worth of PTSD and made Randy afraid, who was stated by his friends to never be scared. Jeff can also instigate other emotions, such as anger by taunting those around him, typically bringing up personal stuff like their children and such.
Planning
Remember how I mentioned back in improvisation that Jeff doesn't always have a plan for everything? Well, you might be wondering what it’s like when he DOES have one. Short and simple answer; He’s brilliant at it.
There's many notable showcases of Jeff planning around stuff, but his best showcase of this by FAR was during the story ‘Right On Time’ in which the tale followed the story of an unknown serial killer who stalked a random woman to the point he could memorise a woman's entire routine after watching her for three weeks. This was to the point of him knowing the exact times she would do certain actions and how long the actions would take. This guy was so skilled he was capable of stealing cars, got away with murder multiple times, and had been planning this woman's death for weeks.
But when the man got into her house, she was already dead, killed by Jeff. Who even wrote a message meant for him on the mirror in blood. Jeff had planned out his killings parallel to the unknown killer, which includes knowing exactly when he would try to kill the woman, who the woman was, and where he planned to attack her. In the narrations own words ‘The entire time he had been stalking her, someone had been stalking him. While he had been planning her death, someone had been planning his’.
Anatomical Knowledge
Stated by sessur himself, Jeff’s very skilled in stabbing victims. With it being said he has perfect anatomical knowledge, and knows exactly which parts to stab, organs to puncture, and places to attack to ensure his victims death.
Hacking
Considering he was made from an online story, it makes sense Jeff’s pretty knowledgeable when he’s behind a keyboard. Jeff’s got pretty great hacking ability, being able to shut down computers, and is able to obtain personal information from his victims such as their interests, people related to them, and their exact locations and IP addresses. He sounds really fun to play COD with.
Disguising
Jeff disguised himself as a doctor while sneaking into a hospital. Not much else to say.
Balancing
Jeff once balanced his signature knife on his tongue. Impressive.
Equipment
Slashing Options
Knives
The Coca Cola classic of murder weapons. You can’t have Jeff without his knife which he always uses to stab his victims and sometimes even throw as a projectile to strike someone in the shoulder, once even landing a knife throw aimed at one of Slenderman's demonic eyes. Jeffs also able to use his knife in many other deadly ways, like spinning it at high speeds landing multiple slashes, and throwing it like a ninja star to deal major damage,
Speaking of knives, Jeffs wielded many. He’s usually depicted wielding a good ol kitchen knife, sometimes even dual wielding them, but there's been times he’s wielded 8 inch bowie knives, hunting knives, throwing knives, switchblades, box cutters etc. You can never have enough knives in your life.
Meat Cleaver
Jeffs wielded meat cleavers before to cut you up. Maybe Jeff can throw them like Flying Guillotine’s in TF2? I don't know.
Machete
Jeff kinda got aura in this image, not even gonna lie. Anywho in ‘Let's Kill Jeff The Killer’ Jeff can wield a machete, Jason Voorhees style. He also used one to sword fight against Slenderman.
Axe
In the comic version of his original Jeffery Hodek timeline, Jeff used an axe to chop up a body in a bush. He also used it to quickly stab a Janitor, and even threw one into a running victim's back to stop them from trying to get away.
Medieval Sword
No you're not going crazy, what you're looking at is real. Jeff The Killer can indeed wield a sword and go mediaeval mode on your ass.
Katana
Not only is he a knight, but he’s apparently a samurai too. Jeff owns a pretty sharp katana he stole from Slendermans building, which is pretty good for slicing and chopping victims up.
Chainsaw
Stated on Jeff's original creators Deviantart page, he’s willing to use a variety of weapons including a giant chainsaw. Jeff also stole Leatherface's one in this Portuguese GTA series, which is very neato.
Drill
Jeff’s used drills to… drill into people multiple times. He also uses it in Marvelous Playgrounds, which is fire.
Scissors
Jeff used these to brutally rip out Damien’s eye after injecting him with Novacaine. Oof.
Battered Trowel
When wearing his Farmer skin in Pillar Chase 2, Jeff's knife is replaced with a Trowel.
Pizza Cutter
Jeff The Killer? More like Chef The Cooker.
Blunt Weapons
Baseball Bat
Moving onto Jeff's weapons made for dealing blunt force, Jeff wielded a baseball bat which he used to quickly knock out a bounty hunter in the comic version of the sessur story. He also used it in the Little Big Planet retelling of his story to knock out Damien.
Metal Baseball Bat
Jeff also used metal variations of baseball bats, notably when he used one to beat up and dent in his fathers old car. These bats are identical to his previous ones but are likely stronger due to their material.
Hammer
Just a little hammer Jeff has in a Pillar Chase icon alongside a little hard helmet, which is probably good for protection. Jeff also used a hammer in a fan film to smash in a random girl's head, which is probably a better showcasing of Jeff using a hammer than the PC2 icon but shut up.
Crowbar
He’s making those ‘Joker Rip Off’ accusations worse. Anyways yeah, Jeff has access to a crowbar and he’s used it various times to beat a victim to death, take down the bullies in an adaptation of the original story, and even stun The Rake with a heavy swing.
Sledge Hammer
In the trailer for Dehumanizer 2, Jeff wielded a Sledge Hammer to fuck up some random guys ribcage in a gory brutal sequence. This is probably Jeff's best weapon for dealing blunt force damage, which is funny since the film actually never ended up coming out.
Firearms
Revolver
Melee weapons can only get you so far as a famous serial killer, especially when bounty hunters start coming after you. So Jeff turned up his game and began using ranged weapons and firearms. First using a basic revolver (That looks nothing like a revolver in the comics for some reason) which he used to kill a bounty hunter's family and injure said bounty hunter years later. He also used one owned by his father to take out his dying mother. Christ.
Pistols
Jeffs stated to use various different handguns to blow off people's heads. Nothing wrong with an extra gun. Don't question the image btw.
Uzi
Stated by the original creator himself, Jeff apparently will use anything he gets his hands on including an Uzi. Because I guess he’s just a Madness Combat character now.
Shotguns
Jeffs used shotguns on more than one occasion, such as when he killed Liu and was in so much horror due to the action he decided to kill himself with a shotgun Liu was using. For more uhhh, combat useful uses of it Jeff stole one from Slendermans buildings to gun down many monsters, and he once nabbed a shotgun from his father to shoot Liu right in the face. I love Geoff The Killer
AK-47
Hard asf image. In the war against the Proxies (Yes) Jeff used many guns, namely an AK-47 which he had surprisingly great aim with. Jeffs also wielded many other rifles in the past, which all do pretty much the exact same thing.
Laser Rifle
… Sure why not. Jeff while fighting against Zalgo wielded a large gun which fires red laser beams at people. It didn't do much at all against Zalgo, but it’s likely effective against other opponents that aren't out of Jeff’s league.
Crossbow
Remember the victim I mentioned back in the crowbar section? Yeah Jeff pinned them to the floor using this. Jeff also shot BaptismOnFire with a Crossbow right in the face too.
Explosives
Grenades
Moving onto weapons that let Jeff create big booms, It’s stated by sessur that he will use a grenade if he really has to, which he later does when fighting against Slenderman and in an attempt to destroy the rift. Jeff also seemingly carries multiple of these, which is pretty useful.
Molotov Cocktails
In the award winning Survive and Kill the Killers in Area 51, Jeff wields molotov cocktails which he can throw at people and cause fires. Ironic since he doesn't get along with fire or alcohol.
Subspace Tripmine
During the april fools update of Doors, Jeff took over the game in his own mode called ‘Survival The Jeff The Killer’ where he was the big bad. In the level he replaced many things in the game with certain stuff, the most notable being him replacing all dupes with The Subspace Tripmine.
The Subspace Tripmine is a Roblox item that when placed down will turn invisible, with anyone who goes near where it is will cause it to instantly explode, killing them with an explosion that's stated to rip a gashing hole in the fabric of reality while also causing space and time to create a large explosion… Woah.
Vehicles
Van
A killers got to get around somehow. Jeff owns a large red van with the words ‘Free Candy’ written on it which Jeff apparently uses to lure in kids. No pedophile-like behaviour here, at least not in this story. (Fuck you Jeffs Disorders)
While it is stated by the creator to simply just be a joke, it’s way too funny for me to not include. Plus half the reason Jeff is still popular nowadays is because of how funny he is.
Truck
In The Return of Jeff the Killer, our antagonist drives in a large truck to get to his victims house, and escape a gnarly police chase.
Fighter Jet
While all that lets Jeff travel on the ground, he’s got some stuff to let him traverse the air. Most notably a Fighter Jet.
Tools
Lighter
Moving onto tools Jeffs used, he’s got the lighter he used to burn off his eyelids with. Not only can he use this on an opponent to burn theirs off too, but he can also combine it with cloth and a car engine to create massive explosions and cause fires. Jeff also owns matches which serve the exact same purpose, that being burning shit.
Gasoline
To add onto his lighter he’s got gasoline which he’s used to turn that lighter from a small tool to help him see, to an absolute killing machine. He’s lit people on fire and even burned down entire buildings with the aid of gasoline. Guess he wants to make other people know what it feels like to be lit on fire I guess.
Rat Poison
Jeff slipped some rat poison into a Bunny Rabbit's food. Killing bunnies? Really Jeff? I was cool with you killing innocents but bunnies? Sicko. Jeff also once put some sort of poison in Eyeless Jack's Halloween candy, what a dick.
Novocaine
Medical-grade novacaine Jeff used on Damien which completely numbed his body, This is useful as it would most likely increase Jeff’s pain tolerance more. Novacaine can also cause discomfort, burning, and various sources of soreness in the body.
Body Armour
Confirmed by sesseur, Jeff apparently regularly sows and makes body armour. These vests likely protect Jeff from close up stab wounds and far away gunshots.
Utility Belt
Under that blood stained white hoodie apparently lies a trusty little utility belt. This thing is armed with projectiles like throwing darts or flares, a flashlight to help him see in dark places, chloroform to knock his opponents out cold, surgeon masks to hide his face, and even explosives to blow shit up.
Sulfuric Acid
''You’re Wrong, Sulfuric Acid!''
The same tool used to burn his skin so long ago, Jeff’s used acid time and time again for varying purposes. Jeff uses this to dissolve corpses leaving no trace of evidence left, he carries a large vat of it which he could just fling at you for a burning surprise, and he can conjure up one for his finishing move in Marvelous Playgrounds allowing him to reduce his victims to nothing but bones in no time.
Banana Peels
In the Doors level based around him, Jeff placed a bunch of banana peels around the level to make players trip. He himself is also susceptible to tripping on these peels however, since Jeff is a silly little guy.
Spare Ammo
Pretty good in case his guns run out. Not much use beyond that.
Cookies
In Jeff The Killer: Slenderman Betrayal, Jeff can collect delicious chocolate chip cookies to heal himself, giving himself 10 extra health points. Yummy.
Supernatural Equipment
The Proxy Sword
During the previously mentioned Proxy war, the main man himself, Slenderman joined in at the end. While there the main weapon he used was a sword he himself created, which has no official name but me and my friends simply call it ‘The Proxy Sword’.This blade, while mainly Slendys, was used by Jeff during the war as a way of finishing him off. And there's a reason it's capable of taking down someone as strong as Slenderman, notably due to it being stated to be made of Slendermans very own power. This likely means the sword should be just as strong as Slenderman, which is pretty good considering his insane levels of power.
Slendermans Diary
Another thing Jeff stole from Slenderman, but this time in a very differently toned series. Nope it’s not The Necronomicon, it’s his diary! This book contains many spells, each one possessing their own unique and weird hax. While the full list is unknown we do know certain powers it possesses. These include…
Dimensional & Timeline Travel: This is the book's main function. According to Jeff, the whole book is filled with tons of information on crossing timelines and dimensions, which he used to escape his original one which was being ruled over by Slenderman. It even apparently allows Jeff to enter and go to whatever dimension he wants, even if it’s a minor change like making Toby a little less of an annoying shit. His words not mine.
Portal Creation: When using this book Jeff can also create portals to some of the most terrifying places in the universe, such as Deviantart. When opening these portals many strange characters and questions from Deviantart pour out, and entering said portal will infect you and make you one with the dimension. So if that dimension is destroyed so are you with it. Jeff could likely use this as a useful BFR move or something.
Resurrection: Jeff also claims that the book possesses many spells that allow the user to resurrect people, as Slendermans used them many times on Jeff. This is even backed up later when Jeff used one at the start of an episode on Toby, with him then later on coming back to life at the end of said episode.
Abilities
The Feeling
The thing which caused Jeff to start his murderous lifestyle. The feeling is represented by many things through the various stories of Jeff, sometimes it’s a bunch of insane voices in Jeff's head, sometimes it’s a split personality which can control Jeff. Either way this grants Jeff a few neat powers such as…
Rage State: The Feeling can cause Jeff to enter a state where he’s far more angry and stronger, as all he wants to do in that current state is to kill everything he sees.
Instinctive Reactions: Jeff once stated that when he killed his father, he did it without even thinking as if it was an impulse.
Pain Nullification: The Feeling can cause Jeff to get so angry and bloodlust, that it numbs the pain he’s currently feeling.
Limited Clairvoyance: This strange feeling can also show Jeff the future and how someone dies, although this is only through his dreams. So it is not the most combat applicable move ever.
Enhanced Senses
Considering Jeff burned his eyelids so he could always see, I guess it’d make sense for his seeing and senses to be increased. He is capable of sensing that someone was hiding in a bathtub, despite not hearing nor seeing him, can hear the slightest of noises from rooms he’s not even in, and even stated that his eyesight got better after moving to Forest Lawn.
And one final thing, due to Jeff’s constant usage of drugs he is somehow able to see in the dark better than the average person… The weed must be fucking insane jeez.
Body Control
(Cosplay By Ask Jeff And Slenderman)
Jeffs body is apparently so fucked up and weird, it’s to the point he can contort and twist his spine freely as if he was a cobra dancing for a snake charmer.
Fragrance Manipulation
Adding onto his disgusting body, after everything that happened to Jeff with all the burning and attacks, he now carries a repulsive stench which smells like burnt cigarettes, scorched hair, gasoline and oil. This smell is so disgusting and strong that it makes any nearby person gag. Dang he must really stink, Spycrab can probably relate.
Technology Manipulation
While the abilities we’ve listed for Jeff so far are somewhat superhuman, these next ones are pretty much supernatural. Jeff can manipulate technology for some odd reason. He can cause lights to flicker and fail with just his presence, can mess and glitch out cameras just by being in view of one, corrupt tapes without even touching them, is capable of shutting down all lights within an apartment just by being there, and he can cause all lights in a house to instantly blow up.
Clairvoyance
Jeff's senses as we’ve established are already pretty wacky and strange, but this takes it to a whole other level. In the original story, Jeff was summoned via a mirror game similar to Bloody Mary, which would require Clairvoyance to pull off. Jeff even uses this ability in other media, like in LKJTK where he’s always able to know where The Player is despite them being in a gigantic map, typically a foggy town which is easy to get lost in.
Non Physical Interaction
Adding onto Jeff's weird ass senses, his constant exposure to drugs allows him to see ghosts and demons… Once again, the weed must be fucking insane.
This ability even extends to physical stuff, as Jeffs shown the ability to shoot and kill intangible ghost-like entities.
Teleportation
We’re gettin quirky now. During the end of Slenderman Saw, Slendy comes face to face with his greatest rival; Jeff The Killer himself. Jeff then reveals he had stolen Slendys teleportation ability, with this power allowing him to teleport behind trees to get the jump on an opponent.
It should also be mentioned that after Slenderman defeated Jeff, he gained his tendrils back implying Jeff stole those too. Also in The Seer it’s stated people like Jeff and Masky can Slenderwalk small distances.
Shapeshifting
A strange yet interesting ability Jeff possesses in the previously mentioned Seer series is his ability to shapeshift. Basically Jeff can warp his physical form to make himself look like a normal person and theoretically whatever he wanted, with only people like Seers being capable of seeing through these disguises. In other comics like Pastamonsters, Jeff can shapeshift his face and has the potential to change his entire body in a similar vein to Slenderman, who in this comic can turn himself into a toaster. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
Jeff also has even more extended shapeshifting in games like Pillar Chase, where he can become completely made out of gold or turn his body into that of a stupid horrifying Roblox version of himself.
Energy Blasts
If you thought all that was already weird, well… it only gets stranger from here.
During his inclusion in Creepypasta Fighters, Jeff is capable of charging up an energy aura like a Dragon Ball character allowing him to perform stronger moves. One of which is firing Street Fighter Hadoukens from his hands which deal tons of damage.
Summoning
For more fighting game stuff, Jeff in certain MUGEN mods can conjure up strange dark shadow like portals to send out stuff. Such as hordes upon hordes of knives to endlessly stab his opponent, or allies to come in and aid him.
Broadway Force
He’s called ‘The Killer’ for a reason. This mans got some killer dance moves!
But yeah, Jeff has Broadway Force because why the hell not. Multiple times In The Ask Jeff and Jack series, Jeff and his Eyeless buddy have broken into musical numbers, all about how much they hate Ticci Toby, how much Jesus Christ sucks, and Jeff himself even did a cover of ‘It’s Like Rain On Your Wedding Day’. With strange effects constantly appearing and them teleporting around the place as they sing.
Fourth Wall Awareness
For even more meta abilities, Jeff's bordered black eyes can see… You. Ooooooo scary! Jeffs showed this ability many times, like him grabbing the camera in PC2, being aware of his own theme song, and even interrupting a movie trailer. He may even be looking at you through this blog right now!
Dream Manipulation
Going back to less… silly abilities, when you listen to Jeff's signature catchphrase and ‘Go To Sleep’ he can enter your dreams and follow you while you're in there… Okay maybe we’re still doing silly stuff. He’s capable of appearing in your dreams every night to taunt you like he did with Jane, and he can even attack you in there, seemingly being able to kill you. (Yes LKJTK2 takes place in a dream). Always thought of Jeff as more of a Michael Myers kind of guy rather than Freddy Krueger one.
Duplication
Sometimes you need a little help when it comes to killing, and who better to help you than yourself. Jeff has the ability to clone himself which originally appeared to be something he could only do in a dream, but he can do it later on in sequel games such as ‘Let's Kill Jeff The Killer Chapter 3’ creating 3 clones of himself for even more killing potential. Jeff's clones can even take on different shapes and such, as in games like ‘Beware Of Jeff The Killer’ Jeff can summon a monster-esc version of himself with claws, the ability to jump incredible heights and an electrical aura to instantly kill those who touch it.
Pillar Chase 2 Abilities
Hey look! It’s the thing which kinda encouraged me to make this doc! Awesome sauce.
Anyways, back in January of 2025, the hit Roblox horror game ‘Pillar Chase 2’ added the smiling slasher himself into the game as a killer to hunt down various victims among other horror icons such as William Afton… Ao Oni… and Uncle Samsonite… Maybe icons wasn't the right word. The game is hella fun though, I highly recommend it!
In this game however, Jeffs granted many abilities which makes him an incredible fearsome killer who will surely put you to sleep. These include…
Silent Stalker: For his first move, it strongly plays into Jeff's stealthy side. Jeff crouches down, moving slightly faster than his walk speed alongside muting his footsteps, all idle sounds, and his chase music for all players. Anyone near Jeff when he is using this move's heartbeat will be highlighted as well even if they’re invisible, allowing Jeff to know exactly where his prey is. When attacking someone while crouching, Jeff deals a total of 70 damage, enough to instantly kill most survivors. And when Jeff stops crouching while using this move, he activates a rage meter which had been building up since he began crouching. When using this rage meter Jeff will laugh maniacally, gain a large speed boost and a minor damage boost for 5 seconds, all while increasing his stamina drain slightly.
Maniacal Haste: While Silent Stalker highlights Jeffs stealth skills, these ones focus on his skill in being a fucking lunatic. When this ability is activated Jeff will begin laughing horrifically loud, and his chase theme will be louder than ever meaning pretty much everyones aware of Jeff. Luckily for him however is that he’s aware of everyone too, as this move highlights many survivors across the map alongside decreasing his stamina drain and increasing his running speed. This state only lasts for 10 seconds usually, but if Jeff deals damage to a survivor he gets an extra 3, and if he kills someone he gets an extra 6.
Darker Vision: Whenever survivors are in a match with Jeff, it becomes engulfed in a slight darkness which makes it harder for survivors to see. This does not apply to Jeff however, as he’s able to see just fine.
Enhanced Stamina: All PC2 Monsters gain infinite stamina whenever they are far away from a survivor.
Time Slow
Now we’re diving into Jeff's best and most deadly abilities. In Let's Kill Jeff The Killer, Jeff can slow down his own perception of time, allowing him to get a good view of what's around him and attack multiple opponents in quick succession… How much adrenaline does this guy have?
Regeneration Negation
An ability that's not only super useful but surprisingly consistent with Jeff. It seems nothing will stop Jeff from putting a victim to sleep, not even regenerating Deadpool style will stop his wrath.
During his fight with Slenderman Jeff was capable of hurting him so much he was incapable of regenerating, an ability he displayed numerous times in said fight, is capable of easily killing The Survivor in Pillar Chase 2 who can come back from being dismembered, and Jeff was capable of killing Jane The Killer with a simple stab of his knife, who was previously capable of regenerating from being reduced to ashes.
Time Loop Creation
I’m about to leave this community bro oh my fucking god.
But yeah, turns out that Jeff has the ability to trap a victim in a time looping pocket dimension, and I promise I am not fucking insane. At the start of the game ‘Jeff The Killer: Horrendous Smile’ The Player wakes up from a nightmare, hears a strange noise coming from his house and goes to investigate. It’s obviously Jeff, but after you beat the game The Protagonist wakes up from a nightmare, stating they had another ‘Nightmare’ and that ‘More of them are to come’ likely meaning Jeff trapped The Player in some kind of time loop where they wake up, fight him, escape, and then wake up again. This is even more impressive as in later continuations in the Poison Games saga, it’s confirmed the world all the games take place in is a sort of dimension. This is useful as not only does it confirm all these games take place in mini dimensions created by the killers, but it means they can make pretty big pocket dimensions. Considering that the maps in these games are usually the size of city blocks and even entire towns.
Regeneration & Immorality
Like most horror villains, Jeff is insanely hard to put down for good. This can be chalked up to both his healing factor, and his ability to come back from the dead. Which he has MANY showcases of.
Despite his permanently fucked up face Jeff can regenerate wounds pretty well. He quickly healed from the burns given to him by Keith in a few weeks, regenerated after being stabbed by Jane, his health can regenerate even after stuff such as gunshots from military rifles, and he once shot himself in the jaw, ripping it completely but is later on fine and recalls the event in a QNA. But his healing factor is at its best in The MBK Jeffrey Keaton audio drama series. During his visit at Fergusons Asylum, Jeff was given an experimental drug by a nurse which allows him to heal wounds at an incredibly fast rate compared to any human being on the planet, and he was given hundreds of these. This allows Jeff to heal from pretty much anything, whether that be acid burns from The Rake, ripping large chunks out of his body after having a pirate hook crammed into it, or even multiple automatic gunfire blasts. Although it is stated that while this healing factor is great, it can take time if Jeff needs to heal from multiple wounds at once, and there still needs to be something left of Jeff for his healing factor to bring him back. So totally pulverising The Spokane Slasher or reducing him to smoke is enough to kill him.
But that's not Jeff's only trick, as it’s later shown in the LKJTK franchise that Jeff can come back from death even more, as he’s not immortal rather than just being able to heal wounds. As in these games whenever Jeff is killed, his corpse will instantly vanish before coming right back seconds later, meaning Jeff has as many tries as he wants to kill someone. While this does seemingly appear to just be gameplay, it’s later confirmed in ‘Murder The Homicidal Liu: Into Damnation’ that Liu is immortal, and can only be killed once his evil heart is destroyed. Meaning this is canonical… Although you could argue that this resurrection only applies to Jeff when he’s in his time looping pocket dimension as his evil heart can only be found there, and we’ve never seen Jeff, Liu or any of the other killers come back from being completely destroyed which lines up pretty well with his previously stated weaknesses when it comes to regenerating. Either way though, this is super useful to have and makes killing The Killer a real pain in the ass.
Jeff has even more forms of resurrection beyond these, but I'll save those for the forms segment as they do more than just bring him back.
Resistances
During his murder sprees Jeffs had to power through many different obstacles and attacks. Even resisting some, these include…
Pain: Jeff has an insane tolerance for pain, I mean if you're gonna carve a smile into your face as if it was a pumpkin you must have some good tolerance. But even without that, Jeff regularly gets stabbed and laughs it off and in The Morgue Files He was still conscious after being brutally tortured by a gang of bullies, which involved Jeff getting physically beaten by many weapons, having glass bottles smashed on his head, having his bones broken, getting his mouth cut ear-to-ear, and it all ending with him being set on fire for a prolonged period of time.
Fire: After being trapped in a burning building it was noted by a coroner that Jeff's body suffered no burning damage, which is supported by Jeff being able to tank close up rapid fireballs from Slenderman. Guess if you light yourself on fire you become immune after a while! (I am joking, do not light yourself on fire)
Acid: Jeff's healing factor allowed his body to recover from The Rakes acidic spit in a short amount of time.
Disease: While Jeff's lack of eyelids is an iconic part of his design, it’s probably not too healthy to do in real life as not blinking for long periods of time can cause diseases and such. Jeff also chomped down raw meat and was unaffected after, and raw meat generally tends to carry multiple diseases.
Empathic Manipulation: Jeffs done… Some heinous and horrible shit, but you sadly can’t pull a Steven Universe on him as The Feeling washes away any sympathy Jeff has at that moment.
Sound Manipulation: Unaffected by Rosemary's Demonic Shriek, which is so strong that it literally damages those nearby.
Broadway Force: Is perfectly fine being in the vicinity of Uncle Samsonite's powers, who can force people to dance with his ‘’Beat Laydown’’ and ‘’Uncles Wrath’’ abilities.
Paralysis Inducement: Unphased by Fogborn's presence, which makes people unable to run or fight against it.
Radiation & Perception Manipulation: Can be okay around Niloticus's Irradiated Mist, which sprays a red mist on the ground that, when touched, deals damage to people over time in bursts of two and partially obstructs their vision with static.
Statistics Reduction: He can step on Inkfell's Devil's Portal without any negative effects, and this same portal slows any player who touches it.
Support
Zombies
Jeff has an army, and more than just one variant is in it cause… Uhhhhhh-
Anywho, Jeff throughout the LKJTK series has an army of zombie-like monsters to help him out. These range in types, from ones wrapped up in bandages who deliver deadly headbutts, to faster ones with large axes to slice you with, and he should generally have similar Zombies to Liu and Jane, who were able to command ones wielding machetes and ones with military body armour.
Skeletons
Jeff's command over the dead doesn't stop there, as in another game Jeff can summon Skeletons to fight for him, very spooky.
These guys are typically wearing helmets for protection and have large blades to stabbing and slashing, usually coming in groups of two or just appearing at random for a surprise attack.
Evil Rats
Jeff's most common and favourite of his LKJTK creatures; Evil Rats!.. Bro is never beating the stinky allegations oh my days.
These rats are surprisingly dangerous, as they’re way bigger than your average Rat as The Evil Rats are around the size of the average dog, and near the end of the game Jeff even summons a few giant ones which are bigger than most humans. They should also generally be comparable to real life Rats, who have enhanced senses and carry many diseases.
The Little Smiles
Back in the day Jeff The Killer had a large group of fans, so many in fact he was able to form a cult out of them. These guys are known as ‘The Little Smiles’.
As you’d expect from a group of Jeff The Killer fans, they’re all young children wearing Jeff The Killer costumes with sharp switchblades they use to try and stab at their prey. And not just that but they appear to be infused with some kind of dark magic, allowing them to endure things that no living thing should survive, like being shot or having their arms being sliced off and such. They typically come in groups of 8, but Zachs said before that there's at least 20 of them when he and Toby fought a horde of them. But despite their endurance however, they are still human and can be killed via a gunshot to the skull or something. But overall, The Little Smiles are very useful and can surely overwhelm a victim in no time.
Smile Dog
It’s commonly said that dogs are man's best friend, and Jeff appears to agree. But of course he gets a weird nasty demonic dog instead of a normal one, it’s the one who tells you to spread the word himself; Smile Dog!
It’s very common for many stories, fan art, and comics to portray Smile as Jeff's very own pet. So much so I thought he’d be fun to include in this blog! Smiles pretty haxey but it depends on the story being told, but for the sake of simplicity I'll be sticking to the original story for Smile Dog. In which he has….
Technology Manipulation Kind of a no shit but Smile Dog can force itself through the internet and quite literally exists as a file on a computer.
Data Manipulation: Have made people's entire presence on the internet "disappear" without any trace.
Mind Manipulation: Can cause epilepsy and make its victims want to commit suicide if they do not spread its image.
Fear Manipulation: Smile Dog is capable of instantly causing hysteria, paranoia, and much more etc.
Madness Manipulation: Can cause instant insanity and delirium when one gazes upon its image.
Telepathy: After seeing the image of smile.jpg, it can telepathically torment it’s victims until they eventually commit suicide.
Darkness Manipulation: Smile Dog can shred an area in nothing but pure darkness, its presence causes all light to dissipate.
Dream Manipulation: After seeing the image Smile Dog can also plague your dreams Freddy Krueger style. In said dreams they can also instantly paralyse it’s victims.
Shapeshifting: Smile is able to transform into a more demonic look, if one does not "spread the word" in a matter of three days
Limited Creation: Smile can create diskettes that contain the image of smile.jpg.
Forms
Spirit Form
Remember how I said back in Jeff's immortality section that the rest of his resurrection would be covered in Forms? Well here we are. In the ‘I S O L A T I O N’ and ‘O B S E S S I O N’ games, Jeff died in a maximum security prison when it burned to the ground, with him being a spirit who now haunts those around him. That on its own is a pretty neat resurrection option, but there's much more than just that. Jeff gains some nifty powers as a spirit too, such as…
Blood Manipulation: Jeff has caused red hand prints to appear on mirrors, blood to cover bathtubs, and bloody messages to appear on walls. He loves blood!
Telekinesis: In this state Jeff appears to be able to move stuff with his mind, but not anything crazy like a house or something, just minor things like instantly locking doors and such.
Teleportation: Jeff can instantly appear in front of The Player to kill them before they can react.
Technology Manipulation: Jeff through the two games showcased the ability to manipulate technology to some degree, such as when he shut down all the lights in a giant hotel in OBSESSION.
Illusion Creation: Through the games Jeff has caused The Player to see things that aren't really there, like showing a flashback of his past in highschool.
Sleep Manipulation: If you don’t listen to his signature catchphrase he’ll simply make you. Jeff has the ability to force someone to sleep for a total of 3 days, even haunting their dreams afterwards.
Duplication: Even as a spirit Jeff can still duplicate himself, as shown at the end of ISOLATION, where he created 3 clones of himself.
Reality Warping: In this state Jeff seemingly has control over the building he’s haunting, causing random words to appear on books, making the sky appear completely red, and recreating his old cell room from the maximum prison he was in before he died.
The Angel Of Sleep
When Jeff died in MBK’s Jeffrey Keaton Saga, he got pretty lucky as he had died near the man behind the walls himself; Zalgo. After meeting him Jeff came back in a new form known as ‘The Angel Of Sleep’ with this state being more like a zombie rather than a ghost, with Jeff now taking on the appearance of a disgusting maggot infested walking corpse. But even when like this, he gains some useful haxes and such. Like…
Technology Manipulation: As the ‘Angel Of Sleep’ Jeff is capable of messing with technology freely such as messing with and corrupting tape recorders, and completely shutting down all music and lights in a house's room.
Dream Manipulation: In this form Jeff can once again haunt your dreams, appearing there to scare and haunt you with your past and fears seemingly getting all information on you when he does.
Shapeshifting: Jeff can also completely shapeshift his body into whatever he feels like, such as when he transformed into Jane's mother while in her dreams.
Cockroach Summoning: Throughout ‘The House Of Jeff The Killer’ Jeff was capable of conjuring up dozens of disgusting cockroaches all through a house to mess with people and gross them out. Although, these cockroaches aren't exactly friendly with Jeff either as they later on ate him up. But that really does show off how deadly they are.
Regeneration: As stated previously, Jeff at the end of The House Of Jeff The Killer, was eaten alive from the inside by tons of cockroaches. But despite this, he came back as good as new in ‘The Blood Of Jeff The Killer’.
Explosion Manipulation: In his first appearance in The Blood Of Jeff The Killer’ The Angel Of Sleep seemingly created an explosion out of nowhere which instantly destroyed an entire building.
Drug Immunity: Due to being undead, Jeff is immune to any type of drug like tranquilliser darts or poisons.
Wendigo Form
When Jeff was near death at the end of the MBK Jeffrey Keaton Saga, he was saved in his final moments by none other than Jack The Ripper, otherwise known in this realm as Eyeless Jack. After this Jack took Jeff to a strange ritual like pool of tar and dead corpses, where a ritual was performed on Jeff which turned him into what he was always meant to be; A Monster. In this form Jeff is described as a sort of Wendigo Monster, being giant and now nearly the size of a building. And of course, in this state he gets some new powers, such as...
Enhanced Physicality: As stated earlier, Jeff is giant in this form which now allows him to perform insane feats of strength, speed and durability. Like catching up to a speeding swat car, tanking a blast from an RPG, and crushing a car alongside an entire building.
Sound Manipulation: In this form Jeff can create incredibly loud roars and his footsteps alone can create shockwaves. Very spooky.
Size Manipulation: It’s stated earlier in the audio drama that Wendigos can freely change their height to become far taller. So it’s likely Jeff in this form can do the exact same as that.
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Remember how earlier I mentioned how he who waits behind the wall brought Jeff back to life as The Angel Of Sleep? Well in TBOJTK Jeff returned the favour, as he and his new cult performed a long ritual which summoned a strange black ooze, which then latched onto Jeff and made him one with the hive mind, it fused Jeff with Zalgo himself. In this form Jeff is immensely powerful, and is EASILY at his strongest, gaining many strange abilities and demonic powers that make him immensely strong. In this state Jeff should also reasonably have all the strange haxes Zalgo has in his original mythos so those will be included here too. Anyways, as this Zalgo infused monstrosity Jeff has…
Flight: When Jeff first merged with Zalgo, he floated in the air for a period of time. Likely meaning Jeff has some form of flight in this state.
Age & Life Manipulation: By using Kandarian Magic, Jeff was capable of draining Dr Englunds life energy which aged him up a few decades near death.
Shapeshifting: To mock Jane even more, Jeff grew an extra head straight from his stomach which resembled the face of Jane's deceased mother.
Madness Manipulation: Even after death, Jeff was capable of cursing his white blood stained hoodie with Kandarian Magic. And whoever wore the hoodie was cursed with Jeff's insane personality, making them a vicious nasty killer just like himself.
Immobilisation: Zalgo's magic should 100% be comparable to Dr Ferguson's very own spell book, which had a spell capable of freezing a person in place, keeping them stuck for as long as he wanted.
Necromancy: Zalgo's magic allowed him to instantly conjure up an army of the dead via a nearby graveyard, with this army even including Ben Drowned. A demonic boy who was previously shown capable of manipulating his height, telekinetically shutting doors, and flooding rooms with blood.
Soul Manipulation: In the original poem which the MBK series calls back to a lot, it’s stated Zalgo can feast upon one's soul. He’s generally just stated to eat souls through the whole poem.
Feats
Accomplishments
Survived the initial burning and disfigurement of his face before killing his whole family.
Presumably made hundreds, maybe even thousands of people ‘Go To Sleep’.
Avoided the police for years, escaping their grasps multiple times.
Has taken on The Military, wiping an entire group of them out in one night.
Survived encounters with several other Creepypastas such as Eyeless Jack, Ticci Toby, The Rake and Slenderman.
His murder sprees have inadvertently created other killers like Jane, Nina and Liu.
Fused with Zalgo and almost took over the entire planet.
Became one of the most iconic figures on the internet, with multiple stories, games, and fan films to his name. And the hunt of the origins of the original photo of himself still going on to this day.
Strength
Hit people so hard they instantly vomit, and their hearts stop. (454 Joules)
Beat the living crap out of Ticci Toby while singing to himself casually.
Overpowered Spencer, to the point other students thought Jeff was going to kill him. Spencer was strong enough to knock a door off its hinges. (4.68 Kilojoules)
Kicked a car door so hard it shattered a victims arms, with Jeff even stating it ‘Didn't take much effort’. (9.92 Kilojoules)
Can crush skulls with just the stomp of his foot. (34.28 Kilojoules)
Broke the protagonist’s spine with his knife. (40 Kilojoules)
Casually one shots the protagonist of OBSESSION, who can destroy large stones with a single hammer swing.
Is capable of easily stabbing through The Animatronics with both his knife, and physical strength.
Causes an entire 3 story hotel to shake in OBSESSION leading to lights flickering and such, which fits the criteria of a III - IV Earthquake. (2 - 84 Tons Of TNT)
Speed
Quickly reacted to Liu pulling out a gun, stabbing him before he was able to shoot.
Dashed towards his mother and father and guts both of them before they were able to hear another sound. (15.24 m/s)
Is stated to be able to keep up with a speeding car on foot for 9 seconds. (100-125 mph)
Once dodged a revolver bullet from one of his victims after it was shot. (Mach 1.10)
Capable of reacting to two armed men with miniguns, using his knife to slice each and every bullet in half while reflecting others. (Mach 2.4)
Can pilot a Fighter Jet which travelled from Minnesota to the UK in 8 seconds. (Mach 2178)
Should generally be comparable to Clyde, who woke up and dodged a knife attack in only a few Nanoseconds. (17%c)
He and the other characters in Survive And Kill The Killers In Area 51 can move in tandem with ‘Lasers’ from Robot. (26%c)
Durability
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When caught in the original story, quickly jumped into a window which shattered it, before landing on the hard concrete ground and ran away. (4.6 Kilojoules)
Is beaten down by Troy before being picked up by him and thrown through a large patio door. (5.3 Kilojoules)
Although injured he survived a close range flare to the face, flares can crack a human skull if shot up close. (14 Kilojoules)
In almost all versions of his story, survived being completely lit on fire for a prolonged period of time before being sprayed by a fire hydrant. (26 Kilojoules)
Survived being thrown into a tombstone by Slenderman so hard that it shattered. (240 Kilojoules)
Can tank point blank shockwave creating grenades to the face. (2 Megajoules)
Survived being within a Fighter Jet as it crashed onto the streets of the UK and blew up. (764 Megajoules)
He and every other killer in Pillar Chase 2 can tank hits from The Doom Gauntlet. (6.6 Tons Of TNT)
He and the survivors in The Doors April Fools update are able to tank blasts from Jeff's very own Subspace Tripmine, which is stated to rip a gashing hole in the fabric of reality while also causing space and time to create a large explosion. (Universal+) (Debatable, Check Important Notes)
Scaling
Jane The Killer
Jeff's main rival through his many stories. Jane and Jeff have had their fair share of scuffles throughout the years, with Jeff even killing her at one point. So it’s safe to say that scaling Jeff to her is alright. Anywho, Jane can…
Broke through her restraints that could keep the average person contained.
Threw a chair at a two way mirror with enough force to shatter it.
Survived an attack from The Rake, even slashing at him with a machete to get the creature off.
Is described as being ‘Faster than a track athlete on steroids’
Eyeless Jack
The kidney eating heir of Chernabog himself, Eyeless Jack. While typically whenever they fight, it’s shown Jack is pretty easily capable of overpowering Jeff, the burnt boys still capable of seemingly harming him a bit. So while he is a bit weaker than Jack, it's not to a point where Jeff can't scale. With this in mind Jack can…
Disappeared out of Mitch's line of sight as soon as he tried to observe his room.
Was going to rip open Mitch’s chest to grab his lungs. (1019.72 kg - 2248.4826 lb)
Has razor sharp, shark-like teeth. Meaning his bite force could be similar to a sharks. (485.025 Kilojoules)
Should be comparable to Norris, who dodges SMG fire. (Mach 1.16)
Was smacked into a large stone pillar by Seeker, causing it to instantly explode. (0.426 Tons Of TNT)
Is capable of conjuring up bolts of lightning to attack foes with. (0.38 Tons of TNT & Mach 260.67 - 1,282.8)
Ran from The United Kingdom to America in a single second all just to destroy every IHop in America out of spite for Ticci Toby. (2%c)
Other Creepypastas
Jeff is one of the most iconic Creepypastas ever, so it makes tons of sense that he’s gotten into scuffles with many other Creepypastas throughout the years. He’s gotten into scuffles with Ticci Toby and successfully beat the hell out of him, was able to deal good damage to The Rake with a crowbar swing, and he can fight tons of them in stuff like Creepypasta Fighters. So scaling Jeff to some of their feats seems like fair game. These include characters like…
Ticci Toby can…
Sliced off each one of his fathers indievisual limbs, ending with his head being cut off.
Toby's father had shown the ability to easily snap necks on complete accident when angry, which Toby likely upscales. (151 Joules)
Ripped a person's head off, presumably with his bare hands given the pose.
Cut Dr Paxton up into thirds with nothing but his hatchets and raw strength.
Is considered to be the best out of all of Slenderman's Proxies.
The Rake can…
Easily overpower a badly injured child, who died as a result.
Can brutally mutilate humans and can leave them as nothing but a pile of gore and blood.
Can stab through the chests of humans with its sharp claws alone and can rip off faces.
Can heavily injure The Player, who can tank falling off a large observation tower and electricity from a power generator that was powering an entire map.
That's about it, I just wanted to include these two guys but they didn't have enough for a fully fledged scaling section so I combined them together lol.
Pillar Chase 2 Monsters
The best Roblox DBD style game (It’s better than Forsaken idc) and probably the most recent bit of Jeff The Killer media. While the killers in the game never really fight per say, they can all meet and interact in the Double Trouble gamemode, dealing similar damage to The Survivors who can tank hits from all the monsters. And not just that but one of Jeff's moves known as Silent Stalker does a total of 70 damage. Easily one of the highest in the game. So scaling Jeff to the other monsters is fine in my eyes. And with this in mind feats in PC2 include…
Ao Oni creates a gigantic hole in The Mansion map. (47 Megajoules)
Fogborn can survive being struck by lightning. (0.38 Tons of TNT)
WYST survived falling from space and crashing into the planet. (3.1 Tons Of TNT)
Baldi can move incredibly quickly compared to most killers. (Mach 1.1)
Niloticus is stated to possess an indestructible skeleton, and is unkillable by any human weapons, which would likely include the largest nuke known to man. (58 Megatons Of TNT)
Faker can generate and maintain an eclipse. (9.17 Exatons of TNT)
Slenderman
IT’S THE SLENDERMAN?!?!?!? AND HE’S COOKING HOT DOGS ON THE STOVE!?!?!?!
This one is… kinda complicated and something that I think should be explained in its own section, so if you're curious simply go to ‘Important Notes’ for how the scaling works here. And of course, after reading that you can read the feats Slenderman has performed, which include…
Spread his tentacles throughout large parts of a forest in a short period of time. (Mach 30.54 - 305.46)
Burned multiple entire cities in the United States (3 Megatons of TNT - 180 Megatons of TNT)
Triggered 90s heat wave in the middle of winter in California. (3.4 Gigatons Of TNT)
Potentially sustain a storm for 2 days straight (12 - 53.24 Gigatons Of TNT)
Upscales the Collective and gives them power, who reside in a realm above the multiverse.
Zalgo
He who lays behind the wall, will give Jeff the stats to make you fall… Sort of.
I think it goes without saying that Jeff clearly should not scale to Zalgo at all, they’ve rarely if ever fought and the only time I can recall them ever fighting was in The Zombverse fan film where he quite literally stone walled all of Jeff's attacks… But when in his Zalgo form Jeff should pretty handedly scale to Zalgo's feats as he is just, drawing strength from his power. So yeah, keep in mind all of this only scales to Zalgo Jeff, not base form Jeff or any of his other stuff. But with all this said Zalgo can perform feats such as…
It’s stated he could destroy the world casually if he really wanted to. (53.60 Zettatons Of TNT)
A passage explains he can casually hold dead stars in his hands, which would mean he’d be able to move great distances in a short amount of time. (48%c)
His voice alone is capable of destroying the planet, even while he’s all the way at a white star. (3,141c)
Weaknesses
As the intranet has drilled in over and over and over again, Jeff has quite a few flaws and is far from perfect. Poor Jeff.
While Jeff is pretty clever most of the time, he still is incredibly mentally unstable and is a complete and utter nutcase. Being insane already hinders you quite a bit, but it’s come back to bite Jeff in the ass quite a few times. Such as when he was so excited to kill Liu, he forgot to close his window when sneaking in which gave away his location.
Each Version Of Jeff, while impressive, seems to come with their own weakness. Like David Nears Jeff getting headaches if he doesn't kill for long periods of time, K Banning's Jeff being blind in one eye, and MBK’s Jeff's healing factor being negated by total destruction.
While he can take on quite a few opponents at once, enough people who are bigger and stronger than him can apprehend and incapacitate him if he’s not careful.
Despite his insane pain tolerance, Jeff isn't invincible. While he’s survived many things that could take a regular man out and regularly fights on death's door, he’s still a human and something like a simple gunshot to the head will kill him.
While his Zalgo form may seem unbeatable, it has one crucial weakness that cannot be avoided. If Jeff in this form were to be stabbed or harmed by something just as evil as he is instantly destroys Zalgo and leaves Jeff as a dying husk. Also, all of Jeff's forms such as his Wendigo, Angel of Sleep and Zalgo forms all take a long ritual or certain string of events to transpire. Meaning it’s not something Jeff can just start a fight with.
Lost to J.D in a Rap Battle. (He put up a surprisingly good fight though)
Important Notes
Here's some important notes some of you should know if you’re planning on using Jeff The Killer in a vs matchup. I’d say you're crazy for doing that but I quite literally made this entire doc.
Slenderman Scaling?
Easily the character Jeffs crossed over with the most, and if you go back to his scaling section you’d notice I said I wanted it to have its own section for a reasoning to how Jeff scales and how high Slenderman really is, and well… Here we are!
In terms of low ends for Slenderman, I think Jeff scaling to these feats are fine. While Slendy is clearly a lot stronger than Jeff physically, it’s not like Jeff is a sitting duck in all of these fights. He reacts to his attacks, outruns his tendrils, and at one point in the Jeffrey Keaton Saga, Jeff carved a literal smile into Slenderman's face which surprised even him. This should reasonably place Jeff at Slendy's low - mid ends which get to around 180 Megatons - 3.4 Gigatons Of TNT and Mach 30.54 - 305.46. Placing Jeff at around Mountain Level and MHS+. Which is very good, but Slendy has far, far FAR higher feats. These include being described as a multiversal constant that poses a threat to the multiverse itself and its infinite timelines and upscaling The Collective who reside in a realm above the multiverse. These already sound pretty impressive, but to explain them we need to dive into Slendys cosmology. For this part I will be using the cosmology section from Bangs Sadako vs Slenderman blog. (Y’all should go check it out, and Bangs other blogs! They make pretty great stuff)
The Collectives Realm
‘’In the webseries known as the TribeTwelve, there is referenced many times a place beyond the world of humans, often viewed as the place where the Collective and Slenderman dwell, described by the creator of TT as a plane beyond our reality, where Slenderman uses the proxies to affect the timeline with their linear time-transcendent abilities. It is mostly referred to as the Collective’s Realm. This realm is aspatial (absence of space) and atemporal (absence of time), making time and space inapplicable to them, and its view on the lower planes of existence is a unique one. It is akin to the World of Forms, with the people in the realm free from all the concepts that govern the human world and can perceive the true nature of reality. How is this possible? The Observer makes reference to the Allegory of the Cave. When talking to the protagonist Noah Maxwell, he states humans are "prisoners, bound in a cave and staring at a blank wall in which they can only perceive shadows, a brain connected to eyes and nothing more", not only referencing the Myth of the Cave but saying that the Collective (and by extension Slenderman) are freed from the cave and can see what projects the shadow.
There are many supporting statements from the Observer that this is the case, existing in a realm of Platonic Ideals. For those who do not understand the concept of Platonic Ideals, in essence they are perfected versions of everything in our world, from even the simplest of objects to even more complex forces like dimensions and even concepts like space and time. All of these extensions in a Platonic Form transcend their imitations. As for the cave: Plato mentions that all regular humans are alike to mindless prisoners staring at a cave wall in which they only see shadows. These shadows are cast by something we can't perceive, and we give names to these shadows. To the prisoners, these shadows represent reality. But they aren't actually. They're fake. The shadows represent the fragment of reality that we can normally perceive through our senses, while the objects under the Sun represent the true forms of objects that we can only perceive through reason (i.e. Platonic Forms). In other words, the Sun is supposed to represent the Form of the Good, and the objects outside the cave are Platonic Forms.
We find this referenced a lot in the Formsprings from the Observer, that where he resides is a place where these types of concepts are more refined and primordial than in normal time and space. Concepts such as good and evil, reason, and purpose are only seen by the Collective and Slenderman as concepts invented by humans, and he keeps stating that explaining them or other concepts would be too complex or advanced for the human mind to comprehend. They all dwell within their own aspatial, atemporal domain akin to the World of Forms, free from all the concepts that govern the human world and able to perceive the true nature of reality.
The Collective’s Realm is a place where Slenderman can drag people, as evidenced by when he warped Noah to that location in the Crawlspace, and attacked him while there.
So what else is in the Slenderverse multiverse? Another higher dimensional location referenced is the Boardwalk. Throughout the series of TribeTwelve, there are many instances of Victor Park, or otherwise known as The Boardwalk being talked about. And when Noah is finally forced to enter this place, it seems like his suspicions were true after all. During a talk with his future self, Noah learns that The Collective has been using this place as their domain, being able to warp or alter it however they see fit. In the same talk, he also learns about The Boardwalk’s true nature, being a ”3-Dimensional shadow cast by our 4-Dimensional space-time.”
So in summary, the Slenderverse is home to many universes, and timelines, of which there are an infinite amount of according to Slenderbloggins, with higher dimensional locations such as the Boardwalk, a location on our plane used by the Collective, and the Collective’s Realm, where the Collective and Slenderman reside, observing humanity and their puny imitations of abstract concepts like reality and meaning.’’
So with all this said, the question still remains; Does Jeff scale to this?
Short Answer: Sort of.
Long Answer: Jeff physically speaking stands no chance against any of this stuff, as once again Slenderman is a being far beyond Jeff and is something he has no real shot at beating or taking down when he’s not holding back… But with stuff like his Proxy Sword which was quite literally ‘Forged from Slendermans Power’ and his Zalgo form (Someone who Slenderman regularly fights through various mythos) it’s reasonable to say he should. Although those two things are both a non standard item, and a form Jeff needs to do a long ritual for sooooo, probably not something he can bust out mid fight but it's useful to have at the very least.
TLDR: In base form Jeff should scale to Slendys mid ends which gives him Mountain Level and MHS+ stuff, and with certain items and forms he can scale to Slendys Multiversal crap.
Pillar Chase 2 Cosmic Feats?
More cosmic Jeff stuff, yippee. Now you may have noticed in The Pillar Chase 2 scaling section I didn't mention quite a few notable feats, the most apparent one being WYST’s various cosmic feats. From what we know WYST created and controlled a universe, and while later weakened, he could still hold total control over a video game world. Which is impressive but there's one apparent problem.
WYST can no longer use these insane powers and perform these incredible feats, as he was defeated by another being and stripped of his intelligence, turning him into a mostly mindless beast without his former power. So while he still possesses these powers he’s just simply uhh… too stupid to properly utilize them. Even then WYST is also considered to be a high tier in PC2, while Jeff is typically near the bottom of most of the tier lists on who would win, so scaling Jeff to his full power is a bit silly in my eyes.
There's also another statement that could give Jeff immeasurable levels of speed, as on The Map ‘The Ward’ one of the many Lost Souls states that time itself seems to have stopped. Problem is with this feat is that it’s likely just meaning the sun no longer comes up or something considering it's permanently night, and it’s clear things still move on the map despite what this statement says, as the computers that Players interact with still load and move perfectly fine. So no, Jeff is not Immeasurable sadly.
The Subspace Tripmine?
In The Doors April Fools update, Jeff and other characters can survive blasts from a weapon known as The Subspace Tripmine. This item is stated by the official Roblox developers to be capable of ripping a gashing hole in the fabric of reality while also causing space and time to create a large explosion. Sounds high right so… What's wrong with it?
Well, it really depends on how you wanna view the feat. On one hand, The Players can survive blasts from the tripmine, although they do indeed take tons of damage from it, and the statement does indeed come from Roblox themselves… However, for all we know the tripmine in Doors isn't doing as much damage and is simply a big explosion, and the whole update is just an April Fools joke, so you could likely chalk the feat up to just being a simple gag. I’m personally pretty mixed on it, but it’s useful to know nonetheless.
Does Jeff Have Abstract Existence?
Something I saw which I think sounded kinda neato for its own section, is an argument that Jeff has abstract existence in The MBK Saga. This statement comes from Dr Englund stating after Jeff died he returned as something much more than human, and that he is now pure hate in its physical form. While you could argue that this has some merit, as Dr Englund read The Necronomicon which had tons of information on Jeff, you could also simply argue this is just hyperbolic. It also might just apply to The Angel Of Sleep, considering it's talking about what Jeff was brought back as, and when Jeff lost the form, he was shown being pretty vulnerable to death and needed to be saved by Eyeless Jack. So, in my opinion? Nahhhhh.
Overall
Attack Potency:
Low End: 2 - 84 Tons Of TNT (Large Building - City Block)
Mid End: 180 Megatons - 3.4 Gigatons Of TNT (Large Mountain)
High End: 9.17 Exatons Of TNT (Multi Continental)
With The Proxy Sword & Zalgo Form: Universal+ - Multiversal+
Speed:
Low End: Mach 2.4 (Supersonic)
Mid End: Mach 2178 (Massively Hypersonic+)
High End: 24%c (Relativistic)
When Fused With Zalgo: 3,141 c (MFTL+)
Is An Incredible Killer Who Is Skilled In Many Fighting Techniques, Is Great At Planning, Improvising, And Manipulation.
Has A Variety Of Items To Throw At An Opponent. Many Stabbing Options, Weapons For Blunt Force, Firearms Ranging In Types, Explosives, Tools To Create Fires, Poison Others, Healing Himself, And He Even Possesses Slenderman's Diary. Which Grants Him Many Haxes For Dimensional Travel And BFR.
Has Many Strange Powers Like Clairvoyance, Technology Manipulation, Non Physical Interaction, Duplication, Teleportation, Summoning, Broadway Force, Regeneration Negation, And Even The Ability To Seal Those In Dimensions Where They’re Trapped In A Time Loop.
Possess High Tier Regeneration And Has Many Forms Of Resurrection Which Translates To Immorality Types 3, 4 And 7, Making Him Nearly Impossible To Kill.
Has Tons Of Support That He Could Use To Quickly Overpower Or Overwhelm An Opponent.
Has Various Forms Which Give Him Even More Haxes, Even A Form Where He Fuses With Zalgo Which Makes Him Immensely Powerful.
Held Back By His Insanity, Basic Human Weaknesses, And All His Forms Taking Long Periods Of Time To Activate.
Pastras Rewrite And The Morgue Files Are Heat.
He’s Super Fun In PC2.
Ending Notes
My second longest analysis blog ever… Is Jeff the fucking killer… Cool!
Hi guys, Fiction here! Hope you all enjoyed this analysis, this one was a huge passion project cause as silly as it sounds, Jeff The Killer is a character who holds a weird special place in my heart. From a young age I remember playing these Little Big Planet levels about him, and being super scared but also interested in him which I think ignited my love of horror, so in a weird way Jeff The Killer kinda… Made me a horror fan! So uhh, thanks Jeff!
I wanna also take some time to credit the Bang Sadako Vs Slenderman Blog, DBE’s Siren Head vs Slenderman Blog, and Kars' Uncle Samostine Vs Fresh Sans Blog for certain calcs and scans in the blog. You guys should 100% go check them out some time! They are really fun reads!
As for my next analysis? Well… once again, only time will tell. I’ve got tons of stuff cooking so better be on the lookout for my next analysis, but until then, this is Fiction signing off. Goodbye ^^
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